KOTOR funny quotes...

[Ktulu]

Incep eu cu o compilatie ce mi-a luat vreo 3-4 ore sa o alcatuiesc...  :hit:

Best of HK47 din KOTOR II:

[Ktulu]

Si in afara de partea a doua din citatele lui HK47, va mai dau un link la un filmulet criminal... Eu nu am jucat KOTOR II cu personaj feminin, probabil asta e doar o parodie...  :hmm:  nu?... :hmm:

Atton

Asa... si ... in sfarsit... la obiectul topicului:

KOTOR1[/size]

Revan: Can you understand what the Jawa is saying, HK-47?
HK-47: There is a 98% chance he needs your help with something.
Revan: And the other 2%?
HK-47: The other 2% states he is asking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that's probably just wishful thinking on my part, master...
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Carth: Wow! She really misses her droid doesn't she?
Bastila: There is no need to make fun of her Carth, she's obviously desperate.
Carth: I'll say!
Bastila: Carth! Enough!
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Rakata Elder: The last time you came you said you would destroy the Star Forge, but instead you used it to attack an unsuspecting galaxy. So I will ask you again, what is your purpose here?
Revan: Uh...I want to destroy the Star Forge?
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Bastila: I only hope I have the strength to guide you down the right path.
Revan: You could warn me if I do something wrong. Blink once for Dark side, twice for Light.
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KOTOR2[/size]

Kreia:blah blah blah...dont let your urges consume you...blah blah blah
Exile: just because i saved her doesnt mean I was gonna charge up her loading ramp  
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Asanti Zhug: I am Asanti Zhug, leader of Zhugs, very powerful, very skilled bounty hunters. It would be smart of you to tell me where the criminal Jedi has gone. And do speak very quick, my patience is very low.
Atton: Anyone catch that? All I understood was â€ËÅ"very’.
Bao-Dur: I think he wants us to hand the General over to his poorly-trained collection of bounty hunters.
Atton: Ah. Well, that would explain it. Which one do you want?
Bao-Dur: I’ll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us instead of shoot us when he had the chance.
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Kreia: The crystal responds to you! This is very rare indeed!
Exile: Bah, I've gained a pet crystal. I hope I don't have to feed it

[Ktulu]

Jolee: "Well, that...that was the day I met my wife."
Revan: "Your wife? You were married?"
Jolee: "You know another way to get a wife?"
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Jolee: I'd prefer to stop talking now. My mouth is starting to draw flies
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Juhani: "I don't know how to come to terms with what I am feeling"
Revan: "...Are you hitting on me?"